Why is it when black people do facetious acts of entertainment it seems like they're really serious. Wait... that's Day 112 isn't it?...oh, are these girls serious?
-Seven

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-Seven
(678): so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
(434): I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
(1-434): Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
(541): Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
-Seven

Guess there is a heaven for a G. . . . I called the number and confirmed.
-Seven
p.s. Tell him Seven sent you.
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