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HUNg IN NEW ZealAND
22-Mar-10
"HBO’s show HUNG has now made its New Zealand debut on TVNZ’s Channel One."
-Seven
LiKe tHis: DrenCH commercial
16-Mar-10
Been into foreign commercials lately. "America Sux" is the new "I'm moving to Canada".
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WOnder if they bit this . . .
Classick.
-Seven
New texTs .. .
15-Mar-10
-How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
-When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
-So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
-I am so etting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
-All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
-Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful.
-I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
(reply) please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation...
yOUR FAVorite: weeklEE texts
08-Mar-10
-yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
-i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
-He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
-they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
-just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
-It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore
-Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
-Is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
(reply) don't start drinking without me
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