ViDEo: NiVEa, “Love Hurts”

-Seven

 

   

CrACK HeAD VideO

   

HOT SHOT ConDOMS for PRE-TEENs

There is no longer a reason to be ashamed. Now you can just tell them you're 12. Read:

"After studies have shown increased sexual activity by 12- to 14-year-old boys, a Swiss condom manufacturer has created “Hotshot” condoms in smaller sizes. According to the Telegraph, various studies across Europe have shown teens don’t use condoms if the sizes are too big for them. So while a standard size condom is two inches in diameter, Hotshot condoms are 1.7 inches to cater to the teeny weenies.

A six-pack of Hotshots will set you back $7 — but don’t count on the smaller condoms being made available here anytime soon. Hotshots are not yet available for sale in the UK, which has Europe’s highest rate of teen pregnancy."

 

   

Mr.T was A CARTOON

   

New texTs .. .

-Now i know why people get high.  I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was. 

-It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.

-my mom just asked me what a queef is.  she needs to stop watching south park

-Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death. 

-wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer 

 -did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?

-I love reading there "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night.  i bet i know who wins that one. 

 

 -she broke up with me using backstreet boys lyrics.

-(reply)- you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.

   

the NEW We ARE THE WORLD . .

 I can't fuk wit it. Can I donate money to stop them from exposing this to me any further?
 -Seven
I'm such a bitch.
 
   

WTF: When DID they Start SELLING AIr?

Who the f#@k would buy air?! . . . Yeah, like who the f@#k would buy water, right? Take a deep breath and read here.

-Seven