yOUR FAVorite: weeklEE texts

-I think I'm growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters

-What can I say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to

-It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.

-He was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...

-Omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this

-You need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY

-So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning

-A it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.

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